Hi Tom

Today’s weather

Bath, England

Monday 12 October

20°C

Partly cloudy

Feels like 20°C

Today’s high20°C

Today’s low12°C

Chance of rain61%

Wind14 km/h

Updated 16:15 · Bath local time
Weather data from Open-Meteo

💨 A little toilet humour, and some old favourites

Why should you never fart in a lift?

It’s wrong on so many levels.

Why do elephants never use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.