Hi Tom

Today’s weather

Bath, England

Monday 19 October

9°C

Clear skies

Feels like 7°C

Today’s high14°C

Today’s low8°C

Chance of rain98%

Wind5 km/h

Updated 21:15 · Bath local time
Weather data from Open-Meteo

💨 A little toilet humour, and some old favourites

Why should you never fart in a lift?

It’s wrong on so many levels.

Why do elephants never use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.