Hi Tom

Today’s weather

Bath, England

Thursday 15 October

16°C

Overcast

Feels like 16°C

Today’s high20°C

Today’s low15°C

Chance of rain51%

Wind14 km/h

Updated 05:15 · Bath local time
Weather data from Open-Meteo

💨 A little toilet humour, and some old favourites

Why should you never fart in a lift?

It’s wrong on so many levels.

Why do elephants never use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.