Hi Tom

Today’s weather

Bath, England

Monday 12 October

14°C

Overcast

Feels like 13°C

Today’s high19°C

Today’s low14°C

Chance of rain61%

Wind10 km/h

Updated 00:15 · Bath local time
Weather data from Open-Meteo

💨 A little toilet humour, and some old favourites

Why should you never fart in a lift?

It’s wrong on so many levels.

Why do elephants never use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.