Hi Tom

Today’s weather

Bath, England

Friday 9 October

16°C

Overcast

Feels like 14°C

Today’s high17°C

Today’s low12°C

Chance of rain100%

Wind26 km/h

Updated 06:30 · Bath local time
Weather data from Open-Meteo

💨 A little toilet humour, and some old favourites

Why should you never fart in a lift?

It’s wrong on so many levels.

Why do elephants never use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.