Hi Tom

Today’s weather

Bath, England

Tuesday 13 October

17°C

Clear skies

Feels like 14°C

Today’s high18°C

Today’s low11°C

Chance of rain96%

Wind26 km/h

Updated 16:15 · Bath local time
Weather data from Open-Meteo

💨 A little toilet humour, and some old favourites

Why should you never fart in a lift?

It’s wrong on so many levels.

Why do elephants never use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.