Hi Tom

Today’s weather

Bath, England

Tuesday 20 October

10°C

Rain

Feels like 7°C

Today’s high10°C

Today’s low8°C

Chance of rain100%

Wind16 km/h

Updated 15:15 · Bath local time
Weather data from Open-Meteo

💨 A little toilet humour, and some old favourites

Why should you never fart in a lift?

It’s wrong on so many levels.

Why do elephants never use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.